Ryan Jones, Magnus Paajarvi, Ryan Nugent Hopkins
Okay. OKAY. God, I don’t even know.
Fuck - Maggie. Because he’s a big dude. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. (And I think you do.)
Marry - Jonesy. I need his flow in my life. Our children would have fucking awesome hair.
Cuddle - Nuge. I mean. He’s too perfect for every day. Also Maggie is too lanky to cuddle. Come to think of it, Jonesy would probably be an excellent cuddler.
UGH I’M POSTING THIS BEFORE I SWITCH FUCK AND CUDDLE A-FUCKING-GAIN. ALSO BEFORE I TALK MYSELF OUT OF EVERYTHING.